Just heard two of my housemates roll in drunk slurring, “you known X, I’m pretty sure it’s only me and you that ever clean up around here”. I’ve cleaned the house 5 times this past month, all while writing my 60 page dissertation. Cue doing a round of washing up and a snotty note tomorrow. /rant.

sagansense:

Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina

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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

(Source: higgsbr0son)

sirnucleose:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Simply one of the most amazing comics I’ve ever seen.

If you ever want to know why I have the outlooks on life I do, this comic is a pretty good reason.

I have tea up my nose and I can’t breathe! 

I have tea up my nose and I can’t breathe! 

Oh spidey you so silly.

Oh spidey you so silly.

Superheroes as manatees. My sunday is just jam packed with excitement.

Superheroes as manatees. My sunday is just jam packed with excitement.

boyboygirllove:

sounds like a good time to me :)

boyboygirllove:

sounds like a good time to me :)

electricspacekoolaid:

“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.” - Carl Sagan on Books 
Image: Brain Pickings

electricspacekoolaid:

“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.” - Carl Sagan on Books 

Image: Brain Pickings

(Source: spacehamsters)

Heh :P

Heh :P